So there1 I stood, clutching my bared Swiss Army knife2 in my trembling fist3, alone4 and otherwise unarmed, surrounded by a thousand5 bloodthirsty6 Zulus7. The witch doctor8 fixed me with a baleful glare9. I knew there was no escape10.
( No word of it a lie! or, a tribute to DFW. )
( No word of it a lie! or, a tribute to DFW. )